07 Holding a salmon suspiciously
Where: EnglandIf you’re holding a salmon in a way that might be considered fishy, you’re committing a crime, according to the Salmon Act of 1986.Also illegal in England: Dying in Parliament, carpet beating, eating a mute swan unless you’re the Queen, falling off the Blackpool Tower under any circumstances, urinating in public as a man unless it’s against the back wheel of his own vehicle using his right hand for balance, and committing suicide, which is a capital offense.
